For Darren Type Posts and Reblogs
blaineisapizza:

chrisandcriss:

diannaperfgron:

i don’t even know what this is. but another one!

i can’t anymore

cheerio, all these photos are ruining my life.

blaineisapizza:

chrisandcriss:

diannaperfgron:

i don’t even know what this is. but another one!

i can’t anymore

cheerio, all these photos are ruining my life.

ohblainers:

cracktastic:

ohblainers:

whenidance:

regala-electra:

underneaththesestairs:

So this is on the cover of the February issue of Teen Vogue (with Darren’s interview in it, obviously). I didn’t even notice until after I’d bought it.

oh god, there really is going to be a media deathmatch over him. Are you ready to fight InStyle, Billboard, Entertainment Weekly, The Today Show and a host of other sources, Teen Vogue?
You have so much to live for! Spring lip gloss colors, for instance.

My money’s on EW. Their stanning is usually more subtle, but they have longevity going for them. They were the first to declare their love, man.

EW has a longer history but Billboard is persistent. They’re bringing it hard. They know what they want and they aren’t afraid to show it.

I think we’re all forgetting the dark horse in this race, E! online. They’ve shown consistent fangirlism from the beginning, and they’ve been known name drop Darren in articles he has absolutely nothing to do with. They definitely show promise.

So in the teen comedy version of Darren’s life..
EW is his best girlfriend who grew up next door and has been in love with him for as long as she can remember.
Billboard is the popular girl who started hanging around when he came back from summer break having gone through puberty and strutted through the front door of school like he owned the place.
E!Online is the girl from A/V club who follows him around with a video camera asking him questions, and references him during the morning announcements.
Teen Vogue and People are the freshmen who run head on into him in the hall and when he smiles and picks up their backpacks, they turn red and giggle and run away.
GQ and InStyle are his supportive and hilarious parents.
Today and Newsweek are the faculty members suddenly dealing with inappropriate feelings toward a student.

ohblainers:

cracktastic:

ohblainers:

whenidance:

regala-electra:

underneaththesestairs:

So this is on the cover of the February issue of Teen Vogue (with Darren’s interview in it, obviously). I didn’t even notice until after I’d bought it.

oh god, there really is going to be a media deathmatch over him. Are you ready to fight InStyle, Billboard, Entertainment Weekly, The Today Show and a host of other sources, Teen Vogue?

You have so much to live for! Spring lip gloss colors, for instance.

My money’s on EW. Their stanning is usually more subtle, but they have longevity going for them. They were the first to declare their love, man.

EW has a longer history but Billboard is persistent. They’re bringing it hard. They know what they want and they aren’t afraid to show it.

I think we’re all forgetting the dark horse in this race, E! online. They’ve shown consistent fangirlism from the beginning, and they’ve been known name drop Darren in articles he has absolutely nothing to do with. They definitely show promise.

So in the teen comedy version of Darren’s life..

  • EW is his best girlfriend who grew up next door and has been in love with him for as long as she can remember.
  • Billboard is the popular girl who started hanging around when he came back from summer break having gone through puberty and strutted through the front door of school like he owned the place.
  • E!Online is the girl from A/V club who follows him around with a video camera asking him questions, and references him during the morning announcements.
  • Teen Vogue and People are the freshmen who run head on into him in the hall and when he smiles and picks up their backpacks, they turn red and giggle and run away.
  • GQ and InStyle are his supportive and hilarious parents.
  • Today and Newsweek are the faculty members suddenly dealing with inappropriate feelings toward a student.

kissedmequiteinsane:

cracktastic:

klaine-aholic:

accio—darren:

someone help

I needed to reblog this for science.

sometimes i want to die because darren.

cracktastic:

ohblainers:

alluponeachother:

blainelikestomasturbate:

carsonchriss:

warbling-for-food:

So his job is to hang out on a beach and go swimming while people ogle at his perfection? Sounds pretty sweet to me.

Fuck the 2nd one. fuck, fuck, fuck. my ovaries..

the way he whips the water out of his hair like a pro.

fuck

I just drooled and thought it was a leak in the ceiling. 

This is the story of how I died.

Just, what the FUCK